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#1 2023-04-27 19:23:36
- Jai Ganesh
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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
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Insects puns bug me.
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If someone is spitting behind you, it means you're in front.
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Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.
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Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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