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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
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Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
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‘Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' ‘Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?'.
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He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!
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How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music? They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.