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Age is just the number of hours I'm hungover for.
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
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One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my salad?"
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I love the way the Earth rotates. It literally makes my day.
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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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