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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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My dog Minton ate all my shuttlecocks. Bad Minton.
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This morning my alarm went off, I thought it's sell-by date was tomorrow.
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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
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Sometimes, when I'm cruising the city in a $200K vehicle, I lean back and think, "If the bus driver doesn't speed up I'll be late for work."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.