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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Tarzan doesn't have a beard. Yet he lives in the jungle for over 30 years.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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Like arguing with a forest fire.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.