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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

One liners - 308

When people don't make sense, listen to music. It always does.
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Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?
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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
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I was going to share a vegetable joke but it's corny.
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Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.