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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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Do you want to know how I get all these insults? I use something called intelligence.
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I put a new freezer next to the refrigerator, now they're just chilling.
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The hardest part of getting a girls phone number is working up the courage to go through her trash and get it.
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I know how to feed a nation…but will she eat it?
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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.