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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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A long time ago we had Empires run by Emperors. Then we had Kingdoms run by Kings. Now we have Countries ..
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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? The scientists were brainstorming!
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Why did the girl wear glasses in math class? It improves di-vision.
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Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind.
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Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.