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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,420

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I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
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Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
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For Valentines Day I have been contemplating my current and past relationships. I organized the data and plotted it using an Ex-Axis and a Why-Axis.
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You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.