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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park!
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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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There is no I in Team, but there's always one big A... if you know what I mean.
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Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.