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#1 2023-06-05 17:39:59

Jai Ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
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One liners - 326

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?
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What would you get if you crossed an athlete and the Invisible Man?… Sports like no one has ever seen.
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I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree.
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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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