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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Some species of frog can jump higher than a 3-story office building. It's because of their immensely powerful hind legs, and the fact that office buildings cannot jump.
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What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny.
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Why are pigs so bad at soccer? They are always hogging the ball!
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A life in politics is full of parties.
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People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
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