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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 50,781

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I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
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The quickest way to sober up during a night out is to pat your pockets and not feel your phone.
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Instead of comparing yourself to your peers, change it up and compare yourself to rocks. I am doing pretty good for a rock.
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My ideal date: We order food, I eat mine and yours. you are impressed and order me more.
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I went to buy a new mattress the other day. I wasn't sure about it, so the salesman told me to go away and sleep on it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.