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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year.
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
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