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#1 2023-07-15 16:21:09
- Jai Ganesh
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Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.
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If you were on fire and I had water I would drink it.
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I was about to crack a joke on boxers; now leave it, I forgot the punchline.
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I was going to be an optometrist, but couldn't see things clearly.
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I don't like telling dairy jokes 'cause they're always too cheesy.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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