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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!
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A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
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I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
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Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up!
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People keep telling me to become a stand-up comedian and I'm like "Ugh, standing."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.