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#1 2023-07-19 16:40:30
- Jai Ganesh
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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
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Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
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Money is the root of all wealth.
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Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? Because it might crack up!
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A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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