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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.
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Can February March? No, but April May!
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A cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremely slow motion.
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I'd pat my own back but my ego is too busy shaking my hand.
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An invention of the hug: "You look sad. Let me choke your whole body".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.