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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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Nutella: A reason to buy bread.
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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.
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I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his friends because he was so clothes minded!
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Me: "How much for the baby dragon?"
Pet store clerk: "Sir, that's a lizard."
Me: *not listening* "When do they start breathing fire?"
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Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.