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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 378

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
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My wife asked me "What are the chances I will get accepted into a convent if I lose weight?" I said "slim to nun".
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Why can't you play badminton in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.
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I asked my friend for a sharpened pencil, but he didn't have one. I always knew he was a little dull...
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With a calendar, your days are numbered.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.