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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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Think I'm Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!
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What is an extreme sport? Doing you homework, while the teacher is collecting it.
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I'm at my most amazing when no one is paying attention.
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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? Beer in each hand!
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Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.