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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
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The person next to me on this train hasn't stopped talking loudly the whole journey! I'm starting to regret marrying her.
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My wife made me into millionaire. I was a multi-millionaire before we met.
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Recently I heard about a vampire that was so mathematically challenged that he couldn't count Dracula!
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When do people start using their trampoline? Spring-Time.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.