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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
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Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.
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Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?
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New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar.
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Can't throw the ball, kept on bouncing away: situation is out of hand.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.