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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 383

Why did Michael's grades drop after the holidays? Because everything was marked down!
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One-seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.
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How is education going to make me smarter?
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I'll only go to elementary school reunions because those people didn't start to hate me until we were in high school.
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You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.