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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Dogs. Because when everyone looks at you like you're crazy, they look at you like you're amazing.
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What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland? Summer!
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What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.
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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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You know you're fat when you step on the scale and it says "one at a time please".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.