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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English...
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I thought my son would like that I bought him a trampoline, but oh no, he just wants to sit and cry in his wheelchair.
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"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
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My roommate says our house is haunted. I've been living here for 300 years and I haven't noticed.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.