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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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What type of exam does the vampire teacher give his students? A blood test.
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If I've learned anything in life, it's that not enough people are at a loss for words.
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I have an 8:30 dinner reservation tonight. That's like midnight in middle-age time.
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Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.