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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

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Preorder now! Though I have nothing for sale, it's always good to preorder.
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I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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19 and 20 got into a fight. 21.
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There are no limits to my perfection – a monkey was thinking while looking at a human.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.