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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,386

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Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
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Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.
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What did the jester say to the criminal at the guillotine? "Stay calm, and do not lose your head."
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Text him again. He probably just forgot that he's in love with you.
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I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.