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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 397

According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air.
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Why did the teacher jump into the water? She wanted to test the water!
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Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation? Because he already had a trunk!
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Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me.
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