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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

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Not to brag, but I still fit into the lack of enthusiasm I had in high school.
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How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
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Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
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Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.