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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 47,194

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British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough, use an ashtray.
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You should be wearing a jersey so I don't have to ask for your name or number.
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You're about as useful as a bucket without a bottom.
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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.