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#1 2023-08-29 15:37:51
- Jai Ganesh
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I don't ignore people, I just choose to not notice them.
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Why did the soccer ball quit the team? It was tired of being kicked around.
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What do cannibals do at a wedding? Toast the bride and groom.
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Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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