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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 414

My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.
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I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
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Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
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Person of the year award has been won by a scarecrow the judges said he was outstanding in his field.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school? His heart wasn't in it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.