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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 420

Do you know any bird that can write? Pen-guine.
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What happened when the two angels got married? They lived harpily ever after!
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Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
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The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really mean when you say something...
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The man who discovered copper died penniless.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.