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#1 2023-09-08 16:09:50

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 481

Frank: "Emilia how many boyfriends do you have?"
Emilia: "You are the only one."
Frank: "I love you."
Emilia: "I love you too."
Frank: "Two? Why then do you say am the only one?"
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Why do birds fly south in the Fall? Because it's too far to walk.
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The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
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I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
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Q: What did the full moon vampire say to the other full moon vampire?
A: See you next month!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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