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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,386

One liners - 487

There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a "unicorn"!
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I would tell a history joke, but they're too old fashioned.
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Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
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I drink to forget that I accidentally once said "I love you" when ending a call with a customer service rep.
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If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.