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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

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I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb.
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The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
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A wise dog once told me: "Life is like a box of chocolates... it kills you."
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Do you want to see something stupid? Look in the mirror!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.