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#1 2023-09-22 17:54:55
- Jai Ganesh
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Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.
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He can't decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed.
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When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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A Pizza is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza left.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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