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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,387

One liners - 497

I would tell a swimming joke, but I think it's too watered-down to be funny.
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How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
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My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed "You're psychic" to "You're psycho."
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A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.