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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,386

One liners - 500

There's only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world. A Dog.
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"Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?" "No son, have you seen my glasses?"
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People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.
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At school I graduated second to a lamp, he was too bright for me.
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I'm smiling. This should scare you.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.