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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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I estimate I have enough energy to attend two more social events in my lifetime.
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Which tea is the most popular in psychiatries? Insanitea.
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How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?
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Why do people ask me if I'm "hiding", if I was hiding you wouldn't see me!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.