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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 505

I hate when people ask for likes... Like if you agree!
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Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it math on your head.
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What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer? A hot dog!
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Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
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I liked beer so much that my family didn't know I drank until they saw me sober!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.