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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman – marry three times.
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How many lights does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the light is already in the bulb.
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The first step to causing drama is making sure you tell everyone you hate drama.
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What time is lunch? Is there any left after you eat?
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An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women...
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.