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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Why did the baseball player have difficulty dating? Because he always had trouble getting to first base.
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I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without a permission. That makes me sick.
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I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
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Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u
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What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head? It knocked him out cold.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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