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- Jai Ganesh
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Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true.
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We were happily married for one month, but unfortunately we've been married for 10 years.
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I plan a clairvoyants meeting. When, where and what time you know I assume.
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What sound does a bouncing plane make? Boeing.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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