Math Is Fun Forum

Jai Ganesh

Administrator

Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 527

What did the doctor say to the alcoholic? Keep taking the Pils.
* * *
I drink straight out a of the wine bottle while cooking. I think that's what they mean by reducing it.
* * *
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap his hands? Because they're dead.
* * *
I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.
* * *
What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!
* * *

---

It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.