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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

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You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
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Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?
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If you wet your feet your throat will reject. If you ‘wet' your throat your feet will reject.
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Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.