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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

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What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors.
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I asked a friend if he knew what the square root of 81 was. He said no.
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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
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How does broccoli use a cellphone? He cauliflower.
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The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.