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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,385

One liners - 540

I saw 2 men mugging an old lady and I asked myself if I should help but decided that 3 would be overkill.
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You came, you ate, now please just go HO HO Home.
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What did the giraffe say to the zebra when his mom called him home? Zebra later!
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Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
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It's funny because it's false.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.